Sunday, February 13, 2011

Counting Down

'Surfing's the source man... swear to God.'
Kid in surf shop, Point Break

This post has nothing to do with surfing...just wishing I was back at the beach. Sigh.

Woke up early (like 3am) Friday morning with a lot of mouth pain...so Friday (after begging the wife to come as moral support) went off-by bus then a taxi with a sticker proclaiming 'this vehicle protected by the Blood of Jesus'-to the Seventh Day Adventist Dental Clinic in Arusha for a checkup. I really don't want a tooth extracted in Africa. Let alone the risk of HIV, botched surgery or whatever...I just don't want to waste days recovering when I have so little time left.

The dentist said I have a wisdom tooth impacting far above the gumline...as he can't pull that one out he suggested ripping out the one in front of it.

I just said prescribe me lots of pain killers and I'll try to hold out until I'm back in NZ. He just shrugged and asked me if I can take pain. I guess so.
Trudged off, watched a terrible Johnny Depp film 'The Tourist' at the Njero Cinema then rode back to Moshi with a mate, Daudi who wanted to run with us the next day.

Saturday morning we did a shoddy 1.5 hour run along the main road from Moshi to Dar Es Salaam while a drunk guy pestered us. So not ready for the marathon in two weekends..

The rest of the weekend, I seethed about a lack of water/power, felt jubilant as some small rain came down and otherwise was absorbed in a non-fiction book about Louis Zamperini, a runner at the '36 Olympics in Berlin, a flyboy in WW2, castaway on a raft in the Pacific for 30 days, subsequently held captive by the Japanese until 1945. Amazing, amazing story from the author of 'Seabiscuit'. I suppose I should read that book too. Love my Amazon Kindle.

At the staff meeting this Monday morning after a darkly funny Swahili rendition of 'Nearer my God to thee' ie the Titanic sinking song, we were told we could have next Friday off due to a Muslim holiday. Yes! Planning with our mate Intrepid for a cheeky long weekend at a campsite near the Rift Valley, yay!!

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Gorilla/Guerilla Warfare


"Risk... Risk is our business. That's what this starship is all about. That's why we're aboard her!"
Captain James T Kirk 'Return to Tomorrow'

Over the last few months, the wife and I have been quietly working away at planning/booking our last hurrah in Africa: a trip to Uganda to see the gorillas in Bwindi Impenetrable Forest, home to half of the world's remaining gorillas. I'd rather see the gorillas in Uganda than Rwanda, I hear Uganda is beautiful and I'm not in the mood at this stage for Rwandan genocide related depression..

It's been a frustrating exercise organising this Ugandan expedition from Tanzania, for example the Ugandan tour company can't electronically process credit cards, nor can Tanzanian banks seem to send money easily to a Ugandan bank account. An exercise in patience. But we're getting there.

One last hiccup.

I knew the North of Uganda was a bit unsafe, what with roaming bands of child soldiers, the Lord's Resistance Army and what not, but I had assumed the South of Uganda was safer. And I still think it is...but...as you can see in the attached map, Bwindi Forest-in the Southwest of Uganda-is a little bit close to the Democratic Republic of Congo (ie hell on earth ie the last place in Africa you ever want to go.)


The NZ Foreign Affairs (MFAT) website mentions 'extreme risk' in going to Bwindi Impenetrable National Park due to 'banditry and cross-border attacks by rebel groups'. Hm.

This spooked us a bit but MFAT has always been a bit gun shy in their travel warnings. I think they take into account whether or not they have close by embassies in making their assessment. I'm pretty sure they said Israel was 'extreme risk' too when I went there in '05. They currently say Tanzania and Zanzibar has 'some risk' to our security...so I mean gotta take 'warnings' with a grain of salt.

I found a report of Hutu rebels ie the ones that took part in the Rwandan genocide killing a group of tourists in Bwindi in '99.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/289196.stm
gulp.

We got in touch with our Ugandan Tour Company to express our concerns and their response was that they had never had any security issues in the Forest and that wildlife rangers work hand in hand with the Uganda’s Peoples Defense Force(UPDF)to ensure both up to date information and security. Yay for the stalwart soldiers of the UPDF...hmm.

Then again, we had a kiwi mate and volunteer just do the Bwindi Forest gorilla safari and he said it went fine. Our Volunteer Handler in Arusha did raise his eyebrows a little though when we asked today if our insurance covered our mission into the Ugandan forest...he's going to get back to us. Sigh, don't want a drama. Seems sometimes it's easier not to talk to my handler about some things...

What can I say about all this? Some of you readers are probably shaking your heads in bemusement or disgust...but hey, we're adults. We know the risks. We consulted. We calculated the risks versus the benefits. And we live with the consequences. Plus I've seen enough movies to know how to cope with a machine gun firefight in a jungle. (Kidding. But not really.)

Just make sure my comic collection goes to a good home if this all goes pear shaped...

'If you want the ultimate rush, you gotta be willing to pay the ultimate price'
Bodhi in the documentary 'Point Break'

Zanzibar Part 3-Conclusion

I lay in bed at 630am unable to sleep, so I got up and watched the dawn arrive.



A quick cheeky dawn swim then it was time for breakfast. I didn’t sleep very well last night. The humid heat was pretty full on and a too-short mosquito net meant the wife and I got a few insect bites. So I was a bit grouchy as our overly chilled out Tanzania guest house 'concierge' plopped a greasy egg on my plate as my ‘included breakfast’. The mango was nice though...We had one last dip of our toes then we met our driver at 930am and shot off back to Stone Town. Wish I had more time at the beach...and Stone Town...and everywhere in Zanzibar, sigh.

The Wife and I got dropped at the ‘House of Wonders’ built in 1883, former Sultan’s Palace, now cultural museum.

(House of Wonders/Musuem)


I enjoyed chilling in the museum. Zanzibar’s had a pretty interesting history. Under Portuguese control for 200 years, then from 1698 under control of Omani Arabs until in fits and starts the British got greater and greater control (especially with the economic impact on the Sultanate of the abolition of slavery).

(Portugese cannons liberated by Arabs now in front of the House of Wonders)

For some reason I enjoy reading about historic trade routes. So I enjoyed reading about the trade carried out by dhows on the ‘Monsoon Route’ between India, Africa and Arabia with Zanzibar as a vital hub. The ‘Sons of Sinbad’ and others plying their trade up and down the East African Coast. A nice tie in to the Dias Museum-about Portuguese traders/explorers- we visited in Mossel Bay on the east coast of South Africa in 2008.


(mke is learning)

The museum had an interesting section noting the positive and negative impacts on Stone Town’s unique identity by tourists. Gulp. Wasn’t me...

(A tourist tries to steal ivory from the Museum)


(view of the water front from a balcony in the House of Wonders)

After the Museum, I followed mke as she wandered about the twisting streets of Stonetown trying to find a Woman’s Rights Project/Shop a Danish friend from the language school we went to in April ’10 ran. (I would LOVE to volunteer in Zanzibar. I would be on that opportunity like a fat kid on cake, just saying).

Just as I was starting to whinge about our getting lost in the humid heat of Stone Town, we found the place and Mke bought a fetching dress. We wandered off to buy tourist knickknacks in random stores then we found a cafe another friend from Arusha had recommended. Loved the Cafe’s sticky date cake with caramel sauce. Loved a nice chat with a waitress in Swahili. Such nice decor in Stone Town...none of the Coca Cola themed plastic furniture we are used to at ‘cafes’ in Moshi.

We went and sat at the waterfront with ice creams and tried to stay in the shade. We saw one googly eyed crazy looking guy watching us, but that could just be my Moshi paranoia. Marks down Stone Town for all the sewage we saw being pumped directly into the water tut tut.

(juxtaposition)


(playing pirate on the water front.)

The horror, the horror

Sigh, it was time to leave. I really needed more time. Both in Stone Town and snorkeling at beaches. Devastated there were no whale sharks cruising outside my guesthouse window...anyway. Our driver chum (who was getting a lot of business from us over the last few days!) picked us up at 330pm to take us to the Airport for our 500pm flight. Only as we checked in they told unapologetically that our flight was delayed due to ‘technical problems’ until 715pm. Arrgh.

I really did not want to have to drive back from Kilimanjaro International Airport (KIA) in pitch black to Moshi. To say nothing of being worried we would be locked out of our home...our security guards are somewhat lax with opening/shutting gates past certain hours. Plus we would have to do a stupid jump off the plane and jump back on in Dar Es Salaam on the way home. We went through X-Ray screening and all the weird shapes in my backpack ie metal souvenir planes, Amazon Kindle, Zanzibar wooden chest etc meant Security demanded I empty my bag out.

Aviation Security ‘What is this?’ (fingering our possum and giraffe puppet mascots)
Franatee ‘It’s for our watoto’ (children)
Aviation Security ‘And this?’ (fingering my Nintendo DS)
Manatee ‘Um..It’s also for our watoto’
Aviation Security ‘Where are these watoto?!’
Franatee ‘Er..ah..nyumbani (home)?’
BUSTED.

After that pointlessness, in an increasingly foul/antsy mood, I sat drinking lots of fake imitation Mountain Dew next to a group of four obese Americans, drumming my fingers. Still not unconvinced it was not just a scam to get people to spend more money on duty free rubbish (which I did...).

Our plane finally arrived at 730pm and we piled on. We touched down in Dar Es Salaam after a 15 minute flight (ridiculous) then had to disembark, get new boarding passes, go through security and get back on the plane.

It was a travesty. A Tanzanian stewardess trying to coordinate the plane change over had printed out some of the boarding passes and started calling out Russian names (those damn Russians AGAIN!!!) and screaming at us to get new boarding passes and then move as fast as we could to the Gate. Stressful. We got to a screening point after a sprint and I got more and more frustrated waiting for the uber slow African-speed screening process. Finally we were through and on the plane.

We got into KIA at 945pmish, jumped in a taxi and raced pell-mell in the dark for home, praying that the drunk driver swaying in the land cruiser ahead of us would not cause us any problems. We got home at 11pmish and thank Mungu our gate was unlocked. Cue much relief and sinking into bed, tuckered out.

So that was the cheeky weekend that was. Fun times, just wished it had been longer. If you ever get a chance to go to Zanzibar DO IT!

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Zanzibar Part 2

Woke up after a great night’s sleep in an air conditioned room. Was feeling very mixed about having to leave the delights of the Dhow Hotel, but Jambiani beach is on the other side of the island, an hour or so away by minivan so it was time to go...

Jambiani is not nearly as popular as some other Zanzibar beaches, such as the crowded Northern Beach Nungwi. Maybe because Jambiani is a tidal beach? Not such a party vibe? Anyway, we were keen for some low key relaxing. The drive to the beach was scenic through palm trees, markets and lots of cows pulling carts.

(on the road)

Villages looked more..presentable (what a horrible thing to say)...though we were on a main tourist route I guess. Through Jozani forest home to the rare endemic Red Colobus monkey. Past police checkpoints (our driver giving them their soda money as we went through), a butterfly centre and a sea turtle sanctuary. We started to see the odd glimpse of white sands in the distance.

We got our driver to pick up a Norwegian party girl/volunteer who was hitchhiking. Traffic and chances of a ride were pretty sparse where we were. She annoyed the heck outta me. She rattled on about parties, orphans, parties, orphans. I tuned out. I don’t think she even thanked us for stopping...

We ditched party/orphan girl and finally found the Jambiani Guest House. It was a cute thatched roof house right on the beachfront.

(da guesthouse)

While the tide was out, the turquoise of the water in the distance and the white sand were pretty inviting. Jambiani village extended right up to the beach front too, funny to have the tourists and the village so close...a good thing in my opinion.

(beach front)

The local guy running the guesthouse was chilled. Maybe too chilled. He reminded me of a stoner surfer without the stoning or the surfing. We dumped our gear in our petite (read- cramped) room, grabbed snorkel and masks and headed on the long trudge to the water. The sun was intense on our squinting eyes...in retrospect we should have put sunscreen on too..,we got to the water and jumped in to swim....hey, wait a minute...the current was crazy sweeping out to the left into the Indian Ocean. We could see breakers on a nearby reef. While the water was warm, it wasn’t unpleasant and we splashed around in the shallows. I found a few critters lurking down below, crabs, fish and one monster crayfish.

When we got tired of swimming we trudged back to the Guest House past locals working on their kelp farms/plots on the tidal flats. We were offered the chance to go snorkelling on the reef, but I kinda just wanted to blob out.

Then the day got awesome. We found a nearby tiki/kokomo bar. Cocktails and dreams. The wife and I spent thousands of shillings sampling all the cocktails made from local fruits and ingredients.

(the bar!)


(chug chug chug)

The hard life of the volunteer...I was so happy being a cocktail drinking fop. Calamari for lunch. Every now and then, chilled out locals would walk past and we’d yak a bit in Kiswahili. It was nice.

(locals walking back with fish and seaweed as the tide comes in more)

A woman called Subira came past and offered to give us massages. I declined, but the wife leapt on the offer. I left her to get coconut oiled up while I went to do more swimming. The tide was starting to come in fast now. I manage to see a few yellow and white striped fish darting around before the incoming tide stirred the water into a cloudy white murk.

(that tide is coming in fast!)

The wife and I met up and wandered into Jambiani Village.

(get wandering, Mke)

Funny after all our village missions around Moshi to be in a village surrounded by coconut palms and white sand. People were friendly and chilled about us wandering through. No hassling us for money and people being nice when you say you don’t want a boat ride etc. Is it something in the fish? People realising unmolested tourists=tourists will keep coming there? We ended up at the ‘Rainbow Cafe’ a touristy place for ice cream and coffee. We watched some locals playing soccer, a confused bleating goat hanging out in the sandy background and a white girl with ‘VOLUNTEER’ emblazoned on her tee-shirt. She ignored us. Some whiteys are just too cool to communicate with other whiteys, it might ruin their ‘authentic African experience’.

The Cafe cranked up the ‘Baywatch’ theme to full volume. We jogged/danced in slow motion to it as the confused goat looked on, even more confused. We grabbed another swim at the beach...the tide was really coming in now in strong waves...the beachfront had pretty much disappeared. Mke had some trouble getting up as waves kept knocking her down..oops..

(a blog writer mucking around in the water)

As the sun went down we resumed our spots at the tiki bar for more cocktails and seafood. There are worse places to be on earth than watching the stars come out over Indian ocean waves and palm trees. The finale of the evening was seeing a hapless tourist heading home on the beach in the dark and getting caught in the volleyball net. ‘Catch of the Day’ indeed.

To Be Concluded

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Zanzibar Part 1


Zanzibar. The name conjures images of Arabian romance. A historically key trading post on the ‘Monsoon Route’ between India, Arabia and Africa. A fusion of cultures in a beautiful tropical setting. Spices, slaves and Sultans. I could go on.

I’m becoming tired towards this end of our time in Tanzania and initially was pretty indifferent-despite the above- about going to Zanzibar. I’m so glad the wife said that we HAD to do Zanzibar, because its unique vibe was so totally worth it. Just wish we had had more time there...

We took one of our last precious remaining leave days and decided to fly out of Moshi early Saturday morning, spend Saturday in Stone Town (on the west coast of the island), Sunday at Jambiani beach (on the East Coast) and Monday for last activities on the beach and in Stone Town before flying off at 500pm and get home about 8-9pm-ish.

After dodging a wandering goat at a traffic island in an airport shuttle and a flight on a plane populated by Russian tourists and their ridiculous hooker themed clothing and oversized baggage, we landed in Zanzibar to be met by humid tropical air, lots of palm trees and the general disorganisation of the ‘Zanzibar International Airport’. We found our transfer to the hotel relatively painlessly and arranged with the (extremely eager) driver’s mate to get a walking tour of Stone Town that afternoon.

Our hotel, the Dhow Palace Hotel, sat nestled in the cramped, narrow alley of stone buildings that characterise Stone Town’s Middle East inspired architecture. Lots of locals in Muslim coastal garb wandering about. The hotel was a bit high end, but we got resident rates, and I felt like some pampering. After some octopus fritters, we popped up on the Hotel’s rooftop balcony for a peek at the surrounds. It was nice to be in a different setting compared to landlocked Moshi.

(Stone Town waterfront)

A quick swim in the blue mosaic laced pool downstairs and then it was time to head off with our Guide into the old part of Stone Town. What to say about Stone Town...I’ll just rip this off Wikipedia:

Its architecture, mostly dating back to the 19th century, reflects the diverse influences underlying the Swahili culture, with a unique mixture of Moorish, Arab, Persian, Indian and European elements. For this reason, the town has been included in UNESCO's World Heritage Sites in 2000.

I loved wandering around Stone Town. Its cramped streets and stone buildings definitely reminded me of wandering in the Old City of Jerusalem.

Loved the mix of Indian, Arabian and African architecture, the ornate carved wooden doors, everything.


People were friendly and were bemused to hear our Swahili. Streets were paved and clean. We definitely felt like we weren’t in the Africa we lived in Moshi anymore. Even wandering without our Guide later in our trip people seemed more chilled and the street touts were way less aggressive than back in the Mosh.


Bicycles and motorbikes kept racing past us and vanishing around corners. Way less cars ie as they could not fit in the streets. Still not sure why a lot of the wooden doors had Indian derived brass spikes on them to stop elephants pushing in the doors, when no elephant could have fit down the streets! (let alone the fact there are no elephants on Zanzibar).

(no elephant is pushing his way into this house!)

We walked a twisting path past spice, fish (mmmm fresh barracuda) and vegetable markets. Found an odd reference on the streets to 1/4 of my genetic makeup:

(Lebs representin' in Zanzibar!)

We stopped off at the site of the old Slave Market, now an Anglican Cathedral. Very moving. Zanzibar was East Africa’s main slave trading port and at its height was processing 50 000 slaves a year. Slaves taken from the interior of Africa to work on plantations. Seeing the place of the old whipping post (to punish and test the strength ie the potential price of slaves), chains from the era and sitting in the stifling underground slave quarters made one reflect on man’s inhumanity to man.

(slave monument with actual chains from period)

The Cathedral was deliberately constructed on top of the slave market in an effort to purify the area. A baptismal font stands atop a well that weak slaves used to be disposed of into (to drown and flow out to sea). A symbol of life placed on top of a place of death. I was oddly moved to see a crucifix in honour of Dr Livingstone:

Livingstone was an abolitionist and loved by the African people. When he was near death he asked that his heart could be buried in Africa. When he died in 1873, Africans removed his heart, placed that under the tree where he died in Zambia and then carried his embalmed body over 1000 miles on foot from Zambia to Tanzania. What an act of love. His body now lies in Westminster Abbey.

The crucifix in the Anglican Cathedral is made from the wood of the same tree in Zambia where Livingstone's heart was buried under. I felt a bit affect seeing the crucifix, dunno why. Maybe having been to Victoria Falls in Zambia that he ‘discovered’, then being in a place off the Tanzanian mainland and seeing just how much of Africa his life touched. Would like to learn more.

After that sobering experience, we resumed wandering, going past ‘Mercury House’ a reputed birthplace of the singer Freddy Mercury and then past the old Fort. The Fort is reputedly the oldest building in Stonetown and was built in 17th century by the Arabs to repel Portuguese attacks, before being used as a jail. The Fort will be the setting of the annual Sauti za Busara Music Festival in the next few days. Yeah, we coulda delayed and gone to the music festival but we were too laaaaazy.

(My debut standup gig at the Old Fort did not sell out...)

The wife and I said goodbye to our guide and ended up at a rooftop bar on the ‘Africa House Hotel’. A huge gaggle of scantily clad wazungu (those Russians again?!) jostling for the best spots to see the sunset. I was happy sipping my vivid blue rum/curacao cocktail.


The sunset was pretty spectacular. Watching a dhow move across the sunset’s reflection on the Indian Ocean is an image that will stay with me awhile.


The wife and I did one last walk through the dusk streets to the waterfront and back-so nice feeling safe wandering around at dusk-why is it so much more chilled here...anyway. We got back to our hotel and dined on lobster (looked suspiciously like a crayfish WHERE WERE ITS PINCERS!) and a Sea Perch with mean little fangs.

After dinner we chilled out in the hotel room...thank goodness for air conditioning. So pampered. I flipped on the TV in the room and watched some of the Denzel Washington classic ‘Training Day’...I really should brought a laptop with movies to Tanzania. Oh well.

What a nice, relaxed day. As Ethan Hawke’s character says in ‘Training Day’ it’s all about ‘smiles and cries’. Nice to be able to let our guards down today, play tourist and have some smiles.

To Be Continued

The Power of One

Never let them shut you up if your cause is righteous. That is, if your cause is on behalf of the vulnerable or oppressed. Just got pulled into a surprise meeting our NGO was having with the Dean of HIV/AID training at KCMC College. We discussed at length my critique of the training/curriculum we offer for Cell Based Care in prisons. My constant whinging-as well as getting our NGO's UK CEO onside has paid off in concrete way. Our NGO is to work with the Dean and the Prison Service to totally revise the curriculum for HIV/AIDS training we do in prisons. This revised prison focused HIV training may even be adopted officially and rolled out at other prisons. Training to be piloted in March.

I'll be liaising with the Dean on ideas/themes for the training. I feel great knowing that if I had not cared enough to push this thing, our NGO would probably not be committed to this about face. Nice to have a win after a lot of frustration.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Cheeky weekend ahoy!

What's up with all the flying critters around at the mo? Our two resident owls cavorting on our driveway as streams of bats fly over at dusk; saw a grey hawk sitting in a tree as I biked to work, hornbills everywhere etc etc. Maybe looking for water as it is so dry? I dunno...

My marathon training has been a bit slack of late. Plus my remaining wisdom tooth is starting to ache again. What's the remedy for feeling tired/low? Deciding impulsively to do a weekend in Zanzibar, that's what! Going to Zanzibar hadn't really been at the top of my 'To Do' list here but heard some good feedback from chums who've been there on how interesting Zanzibar's fusion of Arabic influence/Tanzanian culture is. Plus it has beautiful beaches. It's like the Serengeti I guess...you can't come all the way to Tanzania and not see it.

Just a quick in and out though. Fly there Sat morning, wander Stone Town (ie the main town and former capital of the Zanzibar Sultanate), then Sunday/Monday hang out on Jambiani Beach. I'd like to so swimming/snorkeling but I've heard the water is ridiculously hot at the moment..plus full of jellyfish. Would love to see a whale shark, giant sea turtle or something epic....we'll see.

Mustn't forget our Yellow Fever certificates. There's been a big outbreak of Y.F in the north of Uganda so Zanzibar is demanding to see evidence of vaccination.

No doubt there will be pictures to come!